I checked my email the other day and saw that the Cat Myshkin had sent me this offensive, triggering comic:
The Cat Myshkin and his friendcats were passing sending this to each other and then probably sitting on the computer and laughing and napping and then laughing again. I don't want to blame the cats for this because they're not as good as me (what Dad would call "racial inferiors," or maybe "goddamn Mongoloids;" it's hard to tell because he always talks fast and loud about that stuff and I get a little scared), but also because individual catblame masks the structural issues at play.
What are the structural harms of this comic? First, the dog's tongue is sticking out the whole time, suggesting he is stupid and lazy, or that he's just salivating at the thought of rolling in the poop or eating the poop. This is offensive. As delightful as poop is, it doesn't make your tongue hang out, unless it significantly increases the ambient temperature, in which case letting your tongue hang out cools you down, because you lack sweat glands like Mom (Dad sweats through his ponytail, I've tasted it). But that's NOT what's happening here, because that would have to be REALLY HOT POOP to alter the ambient temperature like that.
Second, it trivializes my people's struggles with coprophagia or generalized coprophilia. Yes, some dogs struggle with this, mostly due to policies enacted by Ronald "Horsecock Fucking Shitbeast" (Dad, again) Reagan, but not in the broader historical view. Yes, poop can be enticing and delicious and naughty and forbidden and I love it but NOT ALL DOGS. This is structural dog racism at its worst, all to get a cheap laugh from webcats and the awful people who make and read these comics.
Third, this article is clearly part of the Jew World Domination Conspiracy, as it aims to embarrass and subjugate non-Jewry by using ancient images of YHWH's agents in a ridiculous parody of the struggles of enlightened Christendom under the burdens of their usury. As the Protocols have said, "Babblers, inexhaustible, have turned into oratorical contests the sittings of Parliament and Administrative Boards. Bold journalists and unscrupulous pamphleteers daily fall upon executive officials. Abuses of power will put the final touch in preparing all institutions for their overthrow and everything will fly skyward under the blows of the maddened mob." You might stupidly think this has nothing to do with the work of a small-time webcomic artist, but all entertainment is connected under the Eye of Illumination: just ask your precious Nicholas Cage! Cats, Jews, Hollywood, the Internet, it's all a smoke screen for a horrifying reality that undulates just below the surface of our pathetic false consciousnesses.
Anyway, I'm going to take a nap and probably startle myself into waking up when I fart. Good night for now, sheeple.
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