The other day I was kicking it with some friends at the park, when I overhear one of my fellow companions bark out "Damn, that is one hot bitch!" While it was indeed 80 degrees out, I just couldn't let this kind of microagression pass through the ether without being confronted. I growled to this individual about how we should not be objectifying our female allies, and that that kind of sexually threatening double entendre has no place in a civil, progressive canine society. This dog did not want to listen, choosing instead to continue in the singularity of his privileged perspective without considering the needs, wants, hopes and fears of the Other. Feeling that further discourse would produce no positive results, I lay on my back and peed all over his face. Fuck Shi-Tzus.
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